Crossovers and Bad Puns

nudityandnerdery:

tramtheram:

phoenixbrightheart:

thetygre:

gameraboy:

OH MY GOD!!! Gas is $1.15! Oh, and there’s a T. Rex there.
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

Fuck, I’d run past a T. Rex for $1.15 gas.

I would tame the t. rex to defend my $1.15 gas.

I would tame the t. rex and ride it.
why by a fossil-fuel when you could ride the fossil? 

This post is Harry Dresden approved.

nudityandnerdery:

tramtheram:

phoenixbrightheart:

thetygre:

gameraboy:

OH MY GOD!!! Gas is $1.15! Oh, and there’s a T. Rex there.

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

Fuck, I’d run past a T. Rex for $1.15 gas.

I would tame the t. rex to defend my $1.15 gas.

I would tame the t. rex and ride it.

why by a fossil-fuel when you could ride the fossil? 

This post is Harry Dresden approved.


Sarah Manning + speaking up for her clones


venitinmentem:

hawkeyforthecup:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

also these women all need to be capable of both kicking ass and killing people with guns as well as cleaning up nicely and doing recon at a charity event while the one male character seduces a rich person.

I petition this male character is played by Jeremy Renner.


MCU Civil War Script

nudityandnerdery:

Senator: Superheroes have to register their secret identities!
Natasha: There’s six of us. Rogers has a Smithsonian exhibit on him, Stark won’t stop telling the world he’s Iron Man, and for the rest of us, I dumped all of SHIELD’s files on the internet.
Senator: Oh. Right.
-FIN-


gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups


luckyfilbert:

Misha Collins, post morning jog, bringing coffee to the Supernatural Hall H line.

luckyfilbert:

Misha Collins, post morning jog, bringing coffee to the Supernatural Hall H line.


Okay I’ve got my plane tickets and my con membership and yes! I am on for DragonCon this year!

posted 13 hours ago with 5 notes

"I can’t see under your clothes. And even if I could, that’s not always a reliable indicator."
— The most refreshing line about gender i think ive ever read in fiction.
(Ancillary Justice)
posted 1 day ago via raemanzu · © maelrok with 10 notes

mulodyne:

hello is this necromancy done cheap?? i’d like to lodge a complaint, i ordered the blade of woe and was delivered a blade of whoa. now my ritual sacrifices are smoking all my weed and getting super invested in keanu reeves movies

posted 1 day ago via knifeeared · © mulodyne with 846 notes

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc