OH MY GOD!!! Gas is $1.15! Oh, and there’s a T. Rex there.
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
Fuck, I’d run past a T. Rex for $1.15 gas.
I would tame the t. rex to defend my $1.15 gas.
I would tame the t. rex and ride it.
why by a fossil-fuel when you could ride the fossil?
This post is Harry Dresden approved.
Sarah Manning + speaking up for her clones
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
also these women all need to be capable of both kicking ass and killing people with guns as well as cleaning up nicely and doing recon at a charity event while the one male character seduces a rich person.
I petition this male character is played by Jeremy Renner.
Senator: Superheroes have to register their secret identities!
Natasha: There’s six of us. Rogers has a Smithsonian exhibit on him, Stark won’t stop telling the world he’s Iron Man, and for the rest of us, I dumped all of SHIELD’s files on the internet.
Senator: Oh. Right.
Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
Misha Collins, post morning jog, bringing coffee to the Supernatural Hall H line.
Okay I’ve got my plane tickets and my con membership and yes! I am on for DragonCon this year!
hello is this necromancy done cheap?? i’d like to lodge a complaint, i ordered the blade of woe and was delivered a blade of whoa. now my ritual sacrifices are smoking all my weed and getting super invested in keanu reeves movies